Friday, December 23, 2005

Things That Are Impossible To Say When You're Drunk...



Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

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British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

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Things That Are IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

I'm not interested in fighting you.

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

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